I'm not as far off as you might think on this time travel thing. Stay with me. You see, that microwave radio transmitter you have in you kitchen might not be changing time for your food, but it very well my be changing time for you. Making your life end sooner! Not from the fact that it's a dangerously high level of radio waves that are harmful to the human body that are transmitted in the near vicinity of your body. No, it's what it's doing to your food that you're consuming that's taking time from your existence.
Odd how the FCC has better regulations governing human proximity to AM and FM radio transmitters in some filed than the radio transmitter in your kitchen.
A note on the microwave levels for those who think it's no big deal … ask yourself why they have to put up notices in business where microwave ovens are in use for pacemaker patients if there's nothing to be concerned about.
The food death health issue I'm dealing with is that microwaveing food kills many vitamins,
antioxidants, and nutrition. I believe it also alters things at the molecular level too. I've heard for years that plants will not live when watered with water that's been microwaved (cooled back down of course). You can now find several people that have tired this experiment with plant death as the result. If something as basic as water isn't water anymore, then what is happening inside that magic box, what dimension is your food going to? If water isn't safe what is it doing to all your other foods?
Shall I continue on the female hormone estrogen that is given off from plastics when microwaved. You know, the plastic containers that you store your food in that goes straight into the microwave oven to be warmed up. Since I find that even people that know these plastic containers give off hazardous toxins when microwaved still do this out of connivence. Since convenience is what this Time Machine is all about anyway. Now these hazardous toxins might be a health hazard, or perhaps this answers some unasked questions with female problems, or our children in the last say 30 years, or the increase of homosexuality in the same time frame. Remember we have been buzzing these magic boxes for 50 years now.
No, this isn't a shameless plug for the FlavorWave or NuWave Ovens, it's just facts. I love my FlavorWave Oven because they are safe and healthy. I have also found there is a NuWave Oven brand that is very similar to the Flavor Wave Oven. These are both convection ovens (and most likely advertise on this site). They cook with something called heat, (remember heat? fire?) not radio transmissions. Check out heat, it's been in use for about 7,000 years. Pretty safe sand reliable tuff as far as cooking goes.
Here's some links to articles I've come across — you read, you decide.
Microwave oven, The Hidden Hazards
The Hidden Hazards of Microwave Cooking